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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
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Emma, turn that down!
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Or get better taste in music!
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Jessie, do something!
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Chubby can't sleep. And when
he's tired, he's grumpy all day.
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How can you tell? He's got a sewn on smile.
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Emma, open up!
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Emma!
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Keep it down!
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I can't hear my music!
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Everyone can hear your music!
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New Jersey just called to complain.
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Emma, this is intolerable!
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Could you at least blast something
with a banging sitar solo?
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This is why you live your life solo.
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He's not wrong.
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Thank you for that.
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Now I can just cry myself to sleep.
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Worked for me in middle school.
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Okay, listen, Emma...
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You better turn that music off right now or
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you'll have to deal with
a very cranky stuffed bear!
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(Growls)
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Quiet!
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I warned you.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on
pulling me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is
changing Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to
let them down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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(Vocalizing)
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That song Emma was playing
is actually pretty catchy.
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So is the flu, but at least
they have a shot for that.
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Zuri! Hee-yah!
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Oh!
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You just re-scrambled my eggs.
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Sorry. I'm just really
freaked out about my belt test.
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If I can't break that board,
everyone in my karate class
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is gonna laugh at me.
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I have got this.
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Just pretend they are laughing with you.
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And if that does not work, tattle.
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Look, guys, I know we're
all a little on edge
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'cause Emma's been acting like
a human fire ant lately, but
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I'm sure today she'll be
back to her old sweet self.
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Ugh! You guys are still here?
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Emma, you cannot go to
school dressed like that.
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Everybody wears this.
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What, is there a fabric
shortage at your school?
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No, you are gonna go back upstairs
and change before I count to three.
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Okay, I'm gonna count now.
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Here comes the counting.
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One. Yeah, I know.
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One.
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Two.
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Two and three-quarters.
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Three! (All gasping)
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She's never gotten to three before.
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What happens now?
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I always assumed some kind of explosion.
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Must. Not. Hurt.
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Kids.
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George Spoony!
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Okay, Emma?
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I need you to go upstairs and change
into something a little more... More.
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Fine. I'll go change into a snow suit.
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Good! Maybe you'll sweat out
whatever's gotten into you!
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Emma: (Yelling) Out of my way, stupid door!
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(Loud slam)
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When you and the kids fight, it's
always my utensils that suffer!
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Okay, Mrs. Kipling.
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I'm going to take it easy on you because
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You're a begin... (Slapping)
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Hey!
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(Croaking)
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Good thing none of the kids in
your karate class have a tail.
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Oh! Emma, how was your day?
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Horrible!
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And stop interrogating me!
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Mine was great. Thanks for asking.
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Is she gone?
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That was the most harrowing elevator ride
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since Luke and Mrs. Kipling shared
a jumbo, eight-bean burrito.
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Yeah. With all that gas, the elevator
went up before we even pushed the button.
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(Blows raspberry)
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Jessie, check out my history paper!
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I received an A plus plus.
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I completely ruined
the class' grading curve
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and all my fellow students hate me.
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Now, if you will excuse me, I
must go invent a cloaking device.
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Now who will help me practice for karate?
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You're too busy, Ravi bruises too easily,
and frankly, I'm afraid of Emma.
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(Door slamming) (Objects clattering)
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Luke, you took karate.
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You must have learned something.
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Yeah, how to sneak out of class
to the pizza place next door.
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So that's why your breath
always smelled like anchovies.
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Emma: Stupid chair.
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(Loud bang) (Clattering)
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Okay, I'm going in.
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If I die, burn my diary.
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Why? There's nothing juicy in it.
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Why isn't there any coconut water?
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Uh... Because we don't live in Fiji?
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Emma, just because you're unhinged
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doesn't mean all the doors
in the house have to be.
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I got into a huge argument
with my English teacher.
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Did you dangle a participle?
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Hey, I took a wild shot.
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No, it was just because
I was talking in class.
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How could she not understand
that I had to tell Rina that
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Chauncy told Britta that Lake and
Jax told Vivica that Apollo likes her?
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Why don't any of the kids in
your school have normal names?
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Just one "Sally" would be nice.
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Then my stupid teacher
got mad just because I told
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her she reminded me of
the book we were reading.
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Boring and heavy.
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Gee, how could she be offended by that?
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You know what? First thing tomorrow
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you are going to march in that classroom
and tell that teacher you're sorry.
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I can't do that.
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Give me one good reason why.
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She suspended me for a week.
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I'm not cleaning that up.
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There's a shock.
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I can't believe Emma got suspended.
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Me neither.
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If I were you, I'd quit
and move back to Texas.
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That's what you always say.
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Including last week when I stubbed my toe.
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And yet, you're still here.
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I mean, up until this point it's just been
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bedtime stories and bandaging boo-boos,
but this is a whole other level.
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We need to bring in a
professional child care expert.
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You mean like a nanny? Yeah, exactly!
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The point is...
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I don't know what to do.
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Do what I do. Don't care.
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After all, some kids are raised by
wolves, and they turn out fine.
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No, they don't!
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They turn into weird, feral wolf-people
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who're too busy digging up their yard and
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chasing their tails to
get into a good college.
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Well, they still have a better
chance of getting in than Luke.
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Splendid news!
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I was just re-elected
president of the reptile club!
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I beat out a picture of Godzilla.
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That's nice. Just be sure
to wear clean underwear.
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The problem is, I've been too easy on Emma.
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I need to be more like my dad.
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Are you going to make her wear a fifty
pound pack and swim the Rio Grande?
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No. Her scrawny arms could
never handle that current.
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Well, I see one must be a problem
child to get noticed around here.
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(Gasps) Ravi?
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How long have you been standing there?
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So... Exactly how is
picking up your video games
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going to help me with my karate skills?
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You dare question your sensei?
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This simple task will help
you find focus of mind.
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I have also found a DVD
marked "Jessie at the beach."
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I don't know what you're talking about!
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I would never make a secret video
of Jessie frolicking on the sand.
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Oh!
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So that's why you asked her
to run in slow motion.
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Moving on.
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It is now time to break this board.
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I can't.
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I'm afraid I'm going to hurt my hand.
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Which is weird, since
breaking stuff is my jam.
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Visualize your hand
going through the board.
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I promise, you will not get hurt.
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Hee...
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Ow!
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You promised!
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Hey, I also promised Jessie I
wasn't filming her at the beach.
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Speaking of that, I've got a DVD to watch.
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I'm worried about Emma.
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She's been locked in her bedroom all day.
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On the bright side, she's
been in her bedroom all day.
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No! I don't have any homework.
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I'm suspended!
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I'm going out.
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Yeah, out of your mind!
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Please tell me you fell
asleep in some grape juice?
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Starting to miss the whole
"locked in the bedroom" thing?
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(Exclaiming)
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Is that a tattoo?
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(Gasping) Oh, come off, come off, come off!
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Hey! The only thing coming off is my skin!
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What am I gonna tell your parents?
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Oh! Oh! I got it!
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We'll just cut off your arm.
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Good idea. Because that's easier
to explain than a tattoo.
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Jessie, relax!
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It's just marker. (Sighing)
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To show the tattoo artist what I want.
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Hold it!
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You are not going anywhere.
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Getting suspended from school
also means getting grounded.
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It's kind of a twofer thing.
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You can't do that!
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Yes, I can!
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And just be glad I have
such respect for our troops,
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or else you'd be on your
way to military school.
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(Gasping) You want me to
wear camo and get a buzzcut?
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What's next, sensible shoes?
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Wait for it.
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(Door slamming)
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Maybe we should take everything off the
walls until Emma goes off to college.
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Or, let's be real, marries a prince.
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Attention! Bad boy alert!
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Not only am I 15 minutes late coming home,
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but at lunch, I put an
unhealthy topping on my yogurt.
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Full-fat granola!
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(Whistles) You are quite the rebel.
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Hide your daughters, people!
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This is terrible, she's out of control!
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I am a boy!
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Oh, she was talking about Emma. Yeah.
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Do you think I was too hard on Emma?
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Or do you think I wasn't hard enough?
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I just want to do what's best for her.
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Well, Bertram?
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What do you think?
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I think, when you came out here and said
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"Bertram, can I talk to you?" I should
have hurled myself off the terrace.
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When was the last time you hurled anything?
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Last time you cooked.
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Jessie, I found this note from Emma.
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And, in case you have not noticed,
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I dyed my hair from chestnut brown
to acorn brown. Lock me up!
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Oh, no!
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Emma's run away!
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Are you sure? Maybe it says, "Run to play."
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She's not a very good speller.
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No, it's right here in black and glitter!
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We have to go find her.
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BTW, I got my belly button pierced!
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Well, it is only a clip-on,
but it is still infected!
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Wax on, wax off.
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Wax on... Back off!
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I'm fed up doing all of your chores.
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Who do I look like, Ravi?
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Meanwhile, I have my
belt test in two hours,
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and so far all I've
learned is that you're lazy.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well...
257
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Prepare to defend yourself.
258
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,581
Bring it on.
259
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:07,285
I've been looking forward to this
since you made me clean your toilet!
260
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,455
BTW, see a doctor!
261
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,956
(Scoffs)
262
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:14,225
(Grunts)
263
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:17,128
Wax on! Hee-yah!
264
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,196
Wax off! Hee-yah!
265
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,199
See?
266
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,101
Oh, I get it.
267
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:26,471
So all those chores you made me do
were to help me with my karate.
268
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,239
Exactly!
269
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,674
And next, you will learn how
270
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:32,110
cleaning my dirty socks
will help you with your...
271
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,144
(Inhales deeply)
272
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:33,945
Breath control.
273
00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:39,150
Again, see a doctor.
274
00:13:42,108 --> 00:13:44,389
Okay, I've gone to every shoe
store on the Upper West Side
275
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:45,131
and no sign of Emma.
276
00:13:45,162 --> 00:13:48,092
Well, I've been sitting right here
and she hasn't come through the lobby.
277
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:50,762
You've just been sitting
in that chair for two hours?
278
00:13:50,764 --> 00:13:52,197
Of course not.
279
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,098
For an hour, I sat in that chair.
280
00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:58,303
Well, obviously I don't have
to worry about you running away.
281
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,773
I only run if something's chasing me.
282
00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:03,274
(Phone ringing)
283
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:04,442
Oh! Maybe that's Emma!
284
00:14:05,942 --> 00:14:06,863
Oh, no, it's Christina.
285
00:14:06,893 --> 00:14:08,780
I can't talk to her while Emma's missing!
286
00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:10,222
Don't worry. I'll take care of this.
287
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:12,550
Hi, Christina!
288
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,018
Yeah, she's right here.
289
00:14:15,454 --> 00:14:19,023
I am going to wring your ne...
Nice to hear from you, Christina!
290
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,226
Well...
291
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:22,427
Well, what's up?
292
00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:28,233
Why is Emma making so many charges
at the New York Tipton Hotel?
293
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:31,069
Uh, because we are having a girls' day!
294
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,371
Yeah, in fact we're in the spa right now.
295
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,107
So, Sven, what kind of
massages do you offer?
296
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,575
No! Yes!
297
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:38,608
(Stomping) (Groaning)
298
00:14:38,639 --> 00:14:41,613
(In Swedish accent) Yeah, would
you like the Swedish massage,
299
00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:43,514
or the deep tissue?
300
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:48,052
Okay, Christina, we will.
301
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,988
Yes, I know I'm
responsible for my own tips.
302
00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:55,260
Okay, Zuri, you got this.
303
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,694
Yup, I'm not nervous at all.
304
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,062
If I were nervous, I'd be talking fast.
305
00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,130
Which I only do when I'm nervous.
306
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,132
Dang, I'm talking fast, aren't I?
307
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,700
Yeah!
308
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,502
And you were kind of spitting a little.
309
00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:09,274
Now! Go out there and break that board!
310
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,810
Hello, Luke.
311
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,545
Ravi. What are you doing here?
312
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:19,083
Well, to demonstrate my new
rebellious behavior, I ran away.
313
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,152
Unfortunately, no one noticed.
314
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:25,723
So, I decided to come here
and support my dear sister.
315
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:26,791
Hmm.
316
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:37,568
Come on, Zuri. You can do this.
317
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,304
I can do this.
318
00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:41,539
One.
319
00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:43,241
Two.
320
00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:53,418
Aw, her little hand was shaking.
321
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:57,121
Just like me when I hear the
words "Time to pick teams."
322
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:01,859
We should have spent more time with the
wood board instead of my surfboard.
323
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,361
I feel like such a big jerk.
324
00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:06,831
Luke: Wait.
325
00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:08,833
That gives me an idea!
326
00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:13,905
I'm such a loser.
327
00:16:13,907 --> 00:16:14,597
(Scoffs) Yeah.
328
00:16:14,628 --> 00:16:17,308
I knew you'd never be
able to break that board.
329
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,910
You did?
330
00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:21,312
Yeah, you just don't have what
it takes to get a yellow belt.
331
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,847
Oh, hey!
332
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,916
Maybe they'll give you a feather belt?
333
00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:26,150
What's that?
334
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,719
It's just like a yellow belt.
335
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,288
But for chickens.
336
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:34,292
Who you calling chicken?
337
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,661
Well, if the feather fits...
338
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:42,500
(Clucking)
339
00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:48,840
I'll show you who can't
break a stupid board!
340
00:16:57,182 --> 00:17:00,618
(Clucking)
341
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,387
Hee-yah!
342
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:08,960
Hee-yah!
343
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:10,595
Hee-yah!
Hee-yah!
344
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,005
(Yelping)
345
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:26,577
Who's the chicken now?
346
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,379
(Chuckling) I knew you could do it!
347
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,615
You did?
348
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,417
But you called me a chicken.
349
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:36,287
A good sensei knows how
to motivate his student.
350
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,970
I just needed to get you angry
enough to forget how scared you were.
351
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,225
Thank you, sensei.
352
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,561
It has been an honor to learn from you.
353
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,598
Congratulations, Zuri.
354
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,400
I would like to give you a high-five,
355
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,737
but I am afraid you will
chop my hand clean off.
356
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,473
And it is difficult to
play chess with a hook.
357
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:02,480
Emma? You open this door
right now, young lady!
358
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,449
Make me, old lady!
359
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:05,950
Hey!
360
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,686
I put that seat in my shower
because it is comfortable!
361
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:14,025
So help me, Emma Evangeline Ross,
I will break down this door!
362
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,327
Please be a soft wood.
363
00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:18,496
(Grunting)
364
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:26,637
Madam, there are less drastic ways to
deal with a de-magnetized key card.
365
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,506
No, you don't understand.
366
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,641
I'm a nanny and one of my kids
has locked herself in that room.
367
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,710
Well, I am the manager of this hotel,
368
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:35,680
and we have a policy,
"You break it, you buy it."
369
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:36,981
You owe me a new rib.
370
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,850
Oh!
371
00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:40,451
Wait! I mean... Do you have any idea
372
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,453
how annoying kids can be?
373
00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:43,988
Oh.
374
00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:47,859
Do I!
375
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:49,760
I worked with them for six years.
376
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,028
Three of them aboard a cruise ship.
377
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,563
Or as I like to call it...
378
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:55,533
a floating reformatory with shuffleboard.
379
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,368
Once, I rode the Staten Island ferry.
380
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,490
Yeah, I puked right in front
of the Statue of Liberty.
381
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,406
So you were both green. (Laughing)
382
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,475
You must text me that picture.
383
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,711
Wait.
384
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,779
Do you have any advice for me?
385
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:11,015
Yes. No running in my hallway!
386
00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:18,790
Okay.
387
00:19:18,821 --> 00:19:22,927
If there's one thing I learned
from my "Voyage of the Doomed,"
388
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:25,096
it's that, with teenagers,
389
00:19:25,098 --> 00:19:29,534
sometimes, just being willing
to listen is the best thing.
390
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:30,968
And if that doesn't work,
391
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,404
I have a pass key.
392
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,741
Thank you, Mr...
393
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:37,808
Moseby?
394
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,344
You are very welcome.
395
00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:50,021
Emma?
396
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,958
Jessie: Look, I'm really sorry.
397
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,660
Instead of just losing my temper, I...
398
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:58,529
Should have just asked you what's going on.
399
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,399
I mean, I wish my dad
had listened to me before
400
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:04,468
taking away my tank privileges.
401
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:07,471
Did he really make you swim the
Rio Grande with a fifty-pound pack?
402
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:09,106
Yup. I still have dual citizenship.
403
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:12,677
Anyway...
404
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,879
From now on, I promise I won't yell, or...
405
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,415
Judge, or... You don't
even have to come out.
406
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,482
But...
407
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:20,651
If you're ready to talk,
408
00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,554
I'm ready to listen.
409
00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:26,691
Really?
410
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:28,459
Really.
411
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,161
Tell me what's going on.
412
00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:31,529
I can't.
413
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:36,867
It's not that I don't want to, I
just don't know what's going on.
414
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,704
One minute I feel normal,
the next minute I'm angry
415
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:42,139
and I just want to smash
everything in my room.
416
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,808
Except my shoes. Duh.
417
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,044
Welcome to being a teenager.
418
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,814
You just don't understand.
419
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,048
Of course I do.
420
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:53,451
You know, I was 15 once, too.
421
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:54,852
Yeah, like, forever ago.
422
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:59,090
Yeah, back in the olden days, when
we had to flip our cell phones open.
423
00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:02,526
Does it ever get better?
424
00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:04,262
Absolutely.
425
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:10,468
And, meanwhile, I think if we're patient
and really listen to each other,
426
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:13,137
we can get through this together.
427
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:14,905
Deal?
428
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:17,041
Deal.
429
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,047
Wow, nice room!
430
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,852
I'm sorry, Jessie.
431
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,688
Let's go home.
432
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,156
Not so fast.
433
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:34,659
Your mom thinks we're having
a fun girls' day, so...
434
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,894
Why don't we order room
service and get massages?
435
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,663
Great! (Laughs)
436
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,097
Do you have any cash for the tip?
437
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:45,069
No, no, no, I am telling
you, Cody, it's uncanny!
438
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:48,973
She looks exactly like Bailey.
439
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,975
You want to come see for yourself?
440
00:21:51,843 --> 00:21:52,910
Oh, dear!
441
00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:09,694
Yo, Jessie!
442
00:22:10,228 --> 00:22:11,896
Check out my hog!
443
00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:15,199
Ravi?
444
00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:16,734
What's going on?
445
00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:18,269
And I'm assuming that's vegan leather.
446
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:23,240
Of course. I am a bad
boy, not an eco-criminal.
447
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:28,279
I am just trying to get your
attention so you will read my paper.
448
00:22:28,281 --> 00:22:31,182
Oh, I read it! It was great!
449
00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:32,717
I am so proud of you.
450
00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:34,018
Thank you!
451
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,986
I just wish you had told me that before
452
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:38,989
I joined that gang of motorcycle ruffians.
453
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:41,826
Apparently, they are
going to "initiate me."
454
00:22:43,128 --> 00:22:46,097
I am hoping it is just a
very elaborate handshake.
455
00:22:47,065 --> 00:22:49,033
Aw, you made friends!
456
00:22:51,002 --> 00:22:57,208
Ravi, there's a gentleman named...
Pickaxe waiting for you downstairs?
457
00:22:57,210 --> 00:23:00,177
Jessie, I know I rocked that paper,
458
00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:03,614
but can you please ground me
so I do not have to go all
459
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:05,916
Sons of Anarchy with Pickaxe and his pals?
460
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:08,686
All right, you're grounded.
461
00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:09,987
(Exclaims) Thank you, Jessie!
462
00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:16,273
Okay, his teenage years I can handle.